I drink my name
with 2
cups of tea
cause in my tongue
with only 1
I am dispute
a strife a quarrel row
& many others too
all equally disagreeable
2 eyes 2
"His ego took a bit of a hit when all his fur suddenly moulted away, and he was forced to don human clothing to stay warm." "A hit, you say? Seems to me like all his formerly strong personality is #molten into a big puddle at our feet." "Yeah..." #vss365#inktober 2022 #ego
"My dear friend, your #fronds are simply all over the place, aren't they? It's mightily tempting to take my garden shears and cut them." "I would really rather you did not." #vss365#inktober 2022 #tempting
"Can you believe it? They #ennobled that fairy?!" "Why surprised? She did save the King's life." "Yeah, but... She's not human!" "Don't be speciest" "... They gave her your father's lands!" "... Shit." #vss365#inktober 2022 #fairy
"You ever notice how one bad dog can #cast such a long shadow over all the good boys out there?" "Huh? Where is this coming from? We're halfway up the mountainface, & suddenly you're talking about dogs." "No reason. Just climb." #vss365#inktober 2022 #BadDog
"Remember the #hapless fella what was here last month? Says nothing ever goes right in his life? I'm told he tried to toss himself into the sea, but the grass atop the bluff was wet, so he slipped, and rolled onto the beach instead. Broke his bones." #vss365#inktober 2022 #bluff
"Honey? Are you #awake?" "Oh, yes. That tea has done its job." "Tea? Seriously? I need coffee if I'm to wake up at all this early in the morning." #vss365#inktober 2022 #empty
"God is kind: creates all kinds of angels." "Ah, my dear #Seraph, have you heard of the latest invention? I'm told they will be called humankind." "Huh. I wonder what will become of that." #vss365#inktober 2022 #kind
"Whatcha staring at, honey?" "Nothin." "Who you thinkin about?" "#Nobody." "Oh, ho," replies the Eagle Spirit that he sees. "So not only am I nothing, now I'm a nobody too?" "You don't have a body. Shut up." "What???" says the wife. #vss365#inktober 2022 #eagle
"Aren't you crabby this morning. Did something happen at that dinner you went to?" "Dinner was fine. Delicious. It's the #nightmare afterwards that's left me cranky. All those ghosts of crabs coming at me with their claws all night..." #vss365#inktober 2022 #crabby
"He's the undefeated champion. No one's ever been a match to him." "They should've put him in the ring with a #spider. Watched him run." #vss365#inktober 2022 #match
"Why is there a wire across your doorway?" "I want to stop the #creature comes in my room at night and moves my things around." "... You may want to be careful you don't trip your mom when she brings in your laundry." #vss365#inktober 2022 #trip
"Ever heard that 'Less is more'?" "But I love Halloween!" "I know you do. But the #ink is not even dry and your bat is already flying around biting people. So ease up on the decorations. Okay?" #vss365#inktober 2022 #bat
A #shiver runs through you. What are those little creatures you hear scurry through the dark?? Little do you realize your survival depends upon not knowing. If you knew, they'd have to kill you. #vss365#inktober 2022 #scurry
"Why would you want to be a poet? You've got a job. Rain don't leave a roof on its own, you know?" "My heart is full of #verse I can think of nothing worse than not starting each and every morning WITH A SHOUTED POEM!!!" #inktober 2022 #gargoyle#vss365