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On the #Everything Farm they grew it all. Lollipops and dentists. #vss365 #inktober 2022 #farm

22/10/31 18:04

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"Uh oh." "What?" "It's Marilyn." "So?" "You know how she always says 'If you can't #handle me at my worst..?' Well, last time she was cranky, I installed a spare door handle on her thigh." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #uhoh

22/10/29 14:48

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"We are camping. WHY are you wearing those clothes and that ridiculous, wide #brim hat??" "Surely you did not expect to see ME in something plain?" #vss365 #inktober 2022 #camping

22/10/28 15:42

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She attacked her ginormous snack with an #indomitable spirit as yet undefeated by any meal. #vss365 #inktober 2022 #snack

22/10/27 17:18

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"His ego took a bit of a hit when all his fur suddenly moulted away, and he was forced to don human clothing to stay warm." "A hit, you say? Seems to me like all his formerly strong personality is #molten into a big puddle at our feet." "Yeah..." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #ego

22/10/26 17:03

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"My dear friend, your #fronds are simply all over the place, aren't they? It's mightily tempting to take my garden shears and cut them." "I would really rather you did not." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #tempting

22/10/25 15:45

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"Can you believe it? They #ennobled that fairy?!" "Why surprised? She did save the King's life." "Yeah, but... She's not human!" "Don't be speciest" "... They gave her your father's lands!" "... Shit." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #fairy

22/10/24 15:31

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"You ever notice how one bad dog can #cast such a long shadow over all the good boys out there?" "Huh? Where is this coming from? We're halfway up the mountainface, & suddenly you're talking about dogs." "No reason. Just climb." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #BadDog

22/10/21 15:24

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"Remember the #hapless fella what was here last month? Says nothing ever goes right in his life? I'm told he tried to toss himself into the sea, but the grass atop the bluff was wet, so he slipped, and rolled onto the beach instead. Broke his bones." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #bluff

22/10/21 00:53

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"It's so windy. How on Earth has your hair escaped #unscathed?" "I'm wearing my lucky scrunchie." #inktober 2022 #ponytail (in Finnish, wind messed hair may be called a magpie's nest)

22/10/19 20:09

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"The way those fowl #stare at you, I'd swear they know something about you that I don't." "Ridiculous." (There's no way they know I turned your father into a pidgeon, and ate him.) #vss365 #inktober 2022 #fowl

22/10/16 16:10

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"I'm sorry, honey. No matter how we try to shield us, even if we curl up like an armadillo inside a shell, there's no armor to protect us against a #word. We can only accept that people say what they will, and know it has nothing to do with us." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #armadillo

22/10/15 15:28

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"Honey? Are you #awake?" "Oh, yes. That tea has done its job." "Tea? Seriously? I need coffee if I'm to wake up at all this early in the morning." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #empty

22/10/14 15:33

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"God is kind: creates all kinds of angels." "Ah, my dear #Seraph, have you heard of the latest invention? I'm told they will be called humankind." "Huh. I wonder what will become of that." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #kind

22/10/13 16:11

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"Whatcha staring at, honey?" "Nothin." "Who you thinkin about?" "#Nobody." "Oh, ho," replies the Eagle Spirit that he sees. "So not only am I nothing, now I'm a nobody too?" "You don't have a body. Shut up." "What???" says the wife. #vss365 #inktober 2022 #eagle

22/10/11 15:43

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"Aren't you crabby this morning. Did something happen at that dinner you went to?" "Dinner was fine. Delicious. It's the #nightmare afterwards that's left me cranky. All those ghosts of crabs coming at me with their claws all night..." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #crabby

22/10/10 15:21

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"The world is #endless!" "Oh, honey, this is all just the nest." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #nest

22/10/09 15:12

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"He's the undefeated champion. No one's ever been a match to him." "They should've put him in the ring with a #spider. Watched him run." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #match

22/10/08 16:45

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"Why is there a wire across your doorway?" "I want to stop the #creature comes in my room at night and moves my things around." "... You may want to be careful you don't trip your mom when she brings in your laundry." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #trip

22/10/07 15:28

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"The aroma is really fruity with roses in the mix, but the bouquet is where things get, shall we say... interesting." "Ah, yeah. Sorry about that. A #hobgoblin tossed all sorts of weird shit into the barrel where this wine was aging." #vss365 #inktober 2022 #bouquet

22/10/06 15:44

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#inktober 2022 #scallop

22/10/04 15:43

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"Ever heard that 'Less is more'?" "But I love Halloween!" "I know you do. But the #ink is not even dry and your bat is already flying around biting people. So ease up on the decorations. Okay?" #vss365 #inktober 2022 #bat

22/10/03 16:03

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A #shiver runs through you. What are those little creatures you hear scurry through the dark?? Little do you realize your survival depends upon not knowing. If you knew, they'd have to kill you. #vss365 #inktober 2022 #scurry

22/10/02 14:34

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"Why would you want to be a poet? You've got a job. Rain don't leave a roof on its own, you know?" "My heart is full of #verse I can think of nothing worse than not starting each and every morning WITH A SHOUTED POEM!!!" #inktober 2022 #gargoyle #vss365

22/10/01 15:46