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Gawdamn, @atimist, how many Oreos did you eat?! When did you get so HEAVY?! And…tall… 🎨:@MouseNoises

22/08/10 04:11

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Dad bod unicorn and giant dragon mom are totally banging

22/08/07 02:13

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All right, fatty, that’s enough birthday fun for one day…let’s go. Diet time. 🎂🦘: @kygendrake 🎨: @teaselbone

22/07/23 01:06

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I hear it’s a dad’s day coming up. Well I’m taking the whooooole weekend.

22/06/18 01:10

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Oh, just hanging around, what’s up with you?

22/06/06 03:57

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What about it…? twitter.com/secoh2000/stat…

22/06/02 07:35

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I swear, keeping giant dinosaurs on their diet takes so much time outta the day… 🎨: furaffinity.net/user/aerosaur8…

22/06/01 12:32

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They say you should never meet your heroes

22/05/20 22:50

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This is a test.

22/05/15 09:39

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“Get a room you two” doesn’t exactly apply to these two, does it… Little something from @Solaxee!

22/05/11 07:21

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“100 feet tall” is more a suggestion than a rule

22/04/29 23:59

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@biggustiggus @Teaselbone I am unaffected in the Teaselverse.

22/04/20 08:29

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Announcement: starting today, @macroceli and me will combine into a single character. It’s just easier to keep him on a diet this way.

22/04/02 00:01

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I think it’s time to start up a new exercise routine.

22/03/27 12:08

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Sup.

22/03/21 01:00

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The problem with being such a good bed is the “getting up” part. Gotta be the bad guy eventually.

22/03/20 01:03

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Oh look, it’s the first day of #MacroMarch. Or for me…a Tuesday.

22/03/02 00:09

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Just cuz you’re a superhero doesn’t mean you’re good at your job. And sometimes trouble’s hiding in plain sight. Observant hero: @KingDeadWolf Bandit Roo: ??? Art by the amazing @RaccoonDrew

22/02/27 10:02

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I don’t care how big you get…you turn into a kangaroo, I’m in charge. Got it?

22/02/20 00:19

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Happy birthday @theKitsuneKit! I totally let you win those last…dozen times.

22/02/18 00:20

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“The Problem With Pinky,” 2022 s3e1 Dir. @teaselbone

22/02/16 13:38

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Don’t worry, I’m having a ball

22/02/06 01:18

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This was a great first day of #FebROOary. G’night everybody!

22/02/02 13:53

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My housemate @Teaselbone knows how to spoil his pal. He’s one heck of a…roo-mee, isn’t he.

22/02/01 15:43

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I suppose the lesson here is “careful what you wish for”….HRFF!!! This is how she shows you she likes you, right…? (Also, c’mon!! I said I was sorry for posting a Wuzzles screengrab without Hoppo in it!!) 🎨: @Teaselbone twitter.com/duncanroo/stat…

22/01/27 00:20