She doesn't do this to anyone else, just you, and you don't know why! Maybe it's because you humored her and her terrible riddles one too many times. You hope this doesn't mean she's adopted you.
Since snakes don't have hands, they can't write anything down. Luckily there are scribes who can help with that. It does make things easier, however, if the snake doesn't talk so fast!
Slamming a burger in one bite really kickstarted something for Pixel and now look: they're lost in the sauce, drunk on fast food deliveries and Prof. Pepis.
Too many holiday cookies? Just leave 'em out and this cat will sneak in overnight and eat them for you! If they're feeling generous, they might take any leftovers too just so you won't have to worry about them. That's what the bag is for.