He sees himself as Mr Benn, From behind the door of No. 10. Not so much a Willy Wonka, As a total, utter, bloody plonker. #BorisJohnson #cosplay
On behalf of the many hundreds of thousands of British families unable to feed their children, I would like to thank #BorisJohnson for spending over £100,000 public money on an extra private #photographer to film him throwing a grenade and other #cosplay playdates.
“And as if by magic the voting public appeared” #MrBen #BorisJohnson #cosplay #playingdressup #MorMade
