Would you rather have your pelvis milked for sport by the most beautiful person you've ever seen OR pay for a meal at The Cheesecake Factory with these guys? REAL hustlers UNDERSTAND 😆🙏💵
IT'S NOT "ASS BURGERS," IT'S "ASPERGERS!!!" *hic* HHHHHIIIHHH!! *sniff* IT'S "ASPERGERSSSS!!!" *screams in the exact timbre/cadence of muscle man from regular show*
SUPER EXCITED to announce that I've been selected for a test of Twitter's new "Artist Sponsorship" program! Look forward to some MEATY product/brand integration ; )